Restaurant Rant no. 1

Hi, I’m your server. I make $4.50 an hour. After you have completed your dining experience and tipped me an outdated percentage of 15%, please gather your children, belongings, senior citizens and go about your day. My table is not your home base for you to feed your baby and change your kids. The longer you stay, the more money you cost me. 

Please, be considerate to your server.

What bothers you about your fellow man?

In an attempt to gather more information for my Common F’n Courtesy book, I am coming here to ask you good (and obviously intelligent folk) for some insight to your pet peeves. What do other people do to show an obvious lack of common courtesy to you?

Thanks.