Questioning Cats’ Integrity

My cat often kills things; lizards, small mammals, snakes, the occasional bird.

He leaves them as gifts on my front doorstep.

I was just wondering, if he came across an animal that was already dead, would he pass it off as his own kill?

I guess, ultimately the question is:

Are cats regifters?

Haiku Fo-Yu! vol 9

This Haiku Fo-Yu! entry is dedicated to fellow WordPress blogger:

Chris DeVoss

Humor is your gift

Leon Redbone’s fans booed you

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Kangaroo Jumpsuit

I realize that my most recent posts have been a bit on the dark side (not the one from Star Wars, but the depressing one.)  So in an attempt to lighten things up a bit, I present to you: Kangaroo Jumpsuit.  Enjoy.

I am but a kangaroo in a jumpsuit.

I try to be wild and free, but alas, I am just me.

I have no family and my best friend just died; and although I tried, I never cried.

My tail is broken and I can no longer lean back on it, like kangaroos like to do.

My pouch has a hole in it, and my kangaroo belongings keep falling out. I ask you, what’s the point of being a ‘roo?

So I take off my jumpsuit and walk to the ledge; to the edge of the ledge over there by the hedge.

And now it is the end for me, I wish I was a Walabee.

ah crap, i did it again. maybe tomorrow will be a brighter day.

Dipping my toe in the water…

I can’t help but play the Doogie Howser, M.D. music in my head while I type this.  Is anybody actually interested in anything I have to say?  We shall see.  Have you people nothing better to do with your time?  Have I nothing better to do with my time?  The answer to both, is undoubtedly “no.”

So stay tuned for such riveting topics as:

  • Quantum Physics
  • Law of Attraction
  • Karmic Law
  • Common F*ing Courtesy
  • and other Random Musings

Thanks for letting me waste some of your time, today.

One Love!