Haiku Fo-Yu! Vol 18


Today is July
Thirteen days till my birthday
I’ll be 31.


Haiku Fo-Yu! vol 15

Being that 14 is my favorite number, and this is my 14th Haiku Fo-Yu!, I feel like writing on a topic that is near and dear to my heart. I hope this doesn’t discredit me in any way. If I had any cred to begin with…

I love you, Mary Jane

Green and sticky buds
Line them all up in a row
Which one will I choose?

I thought I ran out
Then Ben checked the ‘Spirit Drawer’
Manna from heaven.

First, you apply flame
Then, you inhale and hold it
Now, your mind opens.

Smoke the medicine
Breathe it into your body
Let the stress dissolve

Thanks for reading.

**note: upon reading this the next day, I realized that this is not my 14th post. Maybe I shouldn’t have done “research” for this post immediately before writing it. Haha…whoops**

Haiku Fo-Yu! vol 14

Tech Support

My laptop is fried
Hours in front of the screen
Damn technology!

Haiku Fo-Yu! Vol 13


One must remember
What goes around comes around
Let Karma fix it

Haiku Fo-Yu! vol 7

Today’s Haiku Topic: Grass

I walk through the grass

Soft, green outdoor carpeting

Feels good on my feet

Kangaroo Jumpsuit

I realize that my most recent posts have been a bit on the dark side (not the one from Star Wars, but the depressing one.)  So in an attempt to lighten things up a bit, I present to you: Kangaroo Jumpsuit.  Enjoy.

I am but a kangaroo in a jumpsuit.

I try to be wild and free, but alas, I am just me.

I have no family and my best friend just died; and although I tried, I never cried.

My tail is broken and I can no longer lean back on it, like kangaroos like to do.

My pouch has a hole in it, and my kangaroo belongings keep falling out. I ask you, what’s the point of being a ‘roo?

So I take off my jumpsuit and walk to the ledge; to the edge of the ledge over there by the hedge.

And now it is the end for me, I wish I was a Walabee.

ah crap, i did it again. maybe tomorrow will be a brighter day.

Cotton Candy Skies

When I awake and see the sun, I marvel at the hews.

And as it rises it  greets the cranes with shades of orange and blues.

But as the sun sets over Florida, the place where my heart lies,

Shades of pink and purple fill the cotton candy skies.

Haiku Fo-Yu! vol 3

Today’s Haiku Fo-Yu! Topic:   Reunion

It has been a while

But, no matter the distance

You are welcome here

Dipping my toe in the water…

I can’t help but play the Doogie Howser, M.D. music in my head while I type this.  Is anybody actually interested in anything I have to say?  We shall see.  Have you people nothing better to do with your time?  Have I nothing better to do with my time?  The answer to both, is undoubtedly “no.”

So stay tuned for such riveting topics as:

  • Quantum Physics
  • Law of Attraction
  • Karmic Law
  • Common F*ing Courtesy
  • and other Random Musings

Thanks for letting me waste some of your time, today.

One Love!